Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Rex Preaches!

   No, not that Rex, Rex Grossman! The man himself has declared the NFC East Title his. You hear that? The Redskins will stun the world and win the NFC East. What Sexy Rexy Jr. here doesn't realize is, the Redskins can't win the East because...Rex Grossman is the goddamn quarterback. But I'm not going to jump all over him here for his prediction because this is what players and coaches are supposed to do. I'm in Rex's corner here, because everyone creams at the opportunity to write about the other fatter Rex's declarations of greatness.
   Football is a sport, sports are entertainment, so shut up with "you can't talk until you win anything." Bullshit, how boring would sports be without controversy and trashtalk, and bold predictions like that of little Grossman's. So I'll defend Rex Grossman's ridiculous predictions, and I'll say to those players/coaches too scared or too "quiet and confident" to man up and declare yourselves preseason champs!
- Tone

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