Madness

I don't know what's going on, Jason Taylor was going to retire now he's going back to Miami? Osi is definitely going to get traded, Randy Moss is retiring, Rex is getting tahitian tats, Jerricho Cotchery is on the trading block, I just saw lightning strike while the sun was out, all hell is breaking loose. I honestly wouldn't be shocked, no rather I expect, for Randy Moss to end up playing this year, and it'll probably be for the Jets because all Woody Johnson wants is publicity.
B T Dubs, best part of Mr. T's press conference earlier today was when he said he and Rex drank dozens of Freindly's Fribbles Shakes to keep energized through the whole process? Are you kidding me fatsos, ever hear of coffee, five hour energies? I mean I like how Mr. T and Rex are jolly funny fat dudes, very likeable, but I don't want my whole front office dropping dead midseason from an overdose of extra thick soft-serve shakes. I'm a McFlurry guy anyway.
 - Tone