Are you kidding me Bill Belichick, trying to counter Gang Green's solid offseason plans with your Three-ring circus reaches? Albert Haynesworth and Chad Ochocinco are now New England Patriots and I couldn't be more thrilled about it. First off how do you think Bill will handle Haynesworth intentionally stomping on an opposing player's unprotected head while defenseless on the ground? I don't think Mr. Button-up Belicheat will approve.
And how do you think Belichick will handle Albert's constant questioning of the coaching staff and subsequent refusals to play in certain schemes. I guess, not well. Yeah, a lot of football players have issues, but the biggest insult that you can give one is that they don't play hard or hard for the team, and Mr. Haynesworth does not. Does this sound like a Belichick kind of guy, I think not, but good luck reigning in this lazy waste of cash.
Secondly Mr. Belichick great job getting Ochocinco, I'm not sure if you've heard but it's not 2003 bud. Have you watched Chad lately, he's a shell of his former self. I happen to like Chad and his antics because they're mostly harmless and mostly humorous. However, I doubt the coach who denies his players access to the media on certain occasions (see: Bruschi's Pats Media Rules), and requires players to remain in a fake shell, will embrace Ocho's constant tweets, constant video logs, and lovely endzone celebrations. It's so obvious that Belichick is grasping for straws here because these moves go completely against his philosophy, chalk up another win, a mental victory for Mr. T and Sexy Rexy.
P.S. Reggie Bush is not a very good ball player, although he will help the Fins, nothing scary about this at all.
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